So I recently summoned a lesser daemon from a plane of pure malice and torment. He wouldn’t tell me his real name, so I called him squinky. He’s a tiny little rascal, not three feet tall with the most adoriable little wings and fangs. The kind of cute that you just want to bludgeon it to death with a solid two-by-four. Pikachu cute. Plus the little fucker shat everywhere and tried to eat the cat. So I didn’t keep him around for long.
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It’s SOCAN week at CJSR, and that means it’s time we pull out all our Canadian content we’ve accumulated over the years and play it so that our young artists can get a nice cheque for $10 or something like that. Regardless, my collection of Canadian rock is becoming legendary.
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Three Bad Jacks/Crazy in the Head
Big John Bates/Amerikan
Hidden Towers/Drowning in the Baptismal Font
Zombie Ghost Train/Step into my coffin
Whitemud/No Vacancy
The Brains/Devil’s Crossroads
The Benders/Riverman
Raygun Cowboys/Sideburns & Switchblades
The Creepshow/Candy Kiss
Eve Hell & the Razors/Zombie Love
Forbidden Dimension/House of 1000 Dolls
Matadors/Black Widow
The Get Down/Blood, Sweat & Gears
Scythia/For the Bear
Zombie Girl/Jesus was a zombie
This week a devoted fan-band was kind enough to deliver some cds and vinyl to CJSR World Domination headquarters – the band was Hidden Towers, and they will be playing at Wunderbar on January 19th – somewhat time sensitive, I know, but it’s good to switch things up every so often, no?
Bands that follow their example will of course receive equally groovy honours.
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Ministry/Space Truckin’
Brian Setzer/Go go Godzilla!
Hidden Towers/Gainsford, AB (Cup of Blood)
Voodoo Swing/Gallagator
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Devil woman on the 199
Damn Laser Vampires/Let’s get drunk together
Hidden Towers/Son of the Dragon
Whitemud/No Vacany
Big John Bates/Amerikan
The Meteors/Paint it Black
The Fuzztones/She’s Wicked
Hidden Towers/Nobody knew how high she’d get
Theatres Des Vampire/La Danse Macabre De Vampire
Wow, what a couple of weeks. First, there was the dramatic shift in human consciousness that caused my rock and roll nightmare to be heard from 2-3pm Wednesdays from now on, and then a small chunk of my empire decided to have a revolution. So here’s the month’s podcasts in one easy to find post.
I’ve also come to the discovery that because of that idiotic SOPA legislation, one of my file hosting sites jettisoned all their hosted files, which included a sizable chunk of my podcasts. I have some droogs working on it.
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Click here to download the February 8th podcast
Click here to download the February 22nd podcast
Dedicated in loving memory to Rosalie Dawn Gregory. You will be missed.
February 7th, 2012
Naughty Zombies/Me gusta ser una zorra
Nekromantix/Demons are a girls best friend
The Get Down/Gut feeling
The Space Cossacks/Bombora
Whitemud/No vacancy
Eve Hell & the Razors/Galaxy 500
Raygun Cowboys/Dead end girl
Mad Marge & the Stonecutters/Fishnet stockings
Demented are Go!/I wanna be your slave
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Deadbolt/It was you
The Dirtbombs/Ode to a black man
The Cramps/I was a teenage werewolf
The Cramps/Sunglasses after dark
Tiger Army/Where the moss slowly grows
February 8th, 2012
The Cramps/Heartbreak hotel
The Lava Rats/Militant cyclist
The Meteors/Rawhide
The Creepshow/The garden
The Get Down/Empty hearts
Hellcat and the Prowl/Halloween
Whitemud/No vacancy
Rammstein/Stripped
Apocalyptica/Hall of the Mountain King
Damn Laser Vampires/Graveyard Polka
Ladytron/Versus
February 22nd, 2012
Gutter Demons/The Funeral
David Bowie & Iggy Pop/The Passenger
The Benders/Out on the tar sands
Queen/Keep yourself alive (live)
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Zombie Ghost Train/R.I.P
Dead City Serpents/Zombie Threat
The Get Down/Bring on the night
The Tea Party/Turn the lamp down
Eve Hell & the Razors/Lipstick on my microphone
Theatre des Vampires/La danse Macabre du vampire
Bad Whoremoans/Science Fiction Double Feature
Tiger Army/Where the moss slowly grows
Well, that arbitrary point you humans select from the Earth’s rotation around the sun to divide up your history has come and gone once again. I’m looking forward to the world not ending, how about you?
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David Bowie & Iggy Pop/The Passenger
The Gories/Nitroglycerine
Eve Hell & the Razors/Lipstick on my microphone
Whitemud/No vacancy
Stabbing Westward/Save yourself
Reverend Horton Heat/The Devil’s chasing me
The Brains/Four beasts ride
The Hellfreaks/If I die today
Nightwish/Moondance
The Mad Caddies/Weird Beard
Raygun Cowboys/Dead end girl
They might be giants/Robot parade
Ladytron/Last one standing
The Epoxies/Losing control
Bjork & PJ Harvey/Satisfaction
Some partners in crime swung by the studio today – local Edm0nton grunge band Whitemud was on hand to provide a brand new single and announce their upcoming activities to the world.
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The Krewmen/Legend of the piper
Outer Space/From outer space
Greg Arcade/Police state state of mind
Brian Setzer/Go go Godzilla!
The Mutants/Queen of Meadow Hill
Mad Marge & the Stonecutters/Dial Z for Zombie
The Dirtbombs/Headlights on
Guana Batz/I’m on fire
Mephaskaphles/Swampskin
Satyricon/Mother North
Whitemud/No Vacancy
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Primitive
Spook & the Ghouls/Gallows are awaiting
Plan 9 from outer space/Teenagers from Mars and we bite
Tonight we had esteemed guest Hot wing and Tamerculosis of Eville Roller Derby spreading the word of the “How ‘Mo can you go” battle occuring on Saturday, November 19th at the Mayfield Trade Center 16615 109 Avenue. I was giving away tickets to callers and will be doing so again this coming Tuesday, November 15th. Be sure to call in and snap up a pair of these!
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The Priscillas/All my friends are zombies
Damn Laser Vampires/Next time you ride
Mercury Audio/Key to unlock her heart
The Rockdoras/Sinister urge
Fuzztones/My brother the man
Zombina and the Skeletones/Raised in Hell
Misfits/Where do they go?
The Johnnys/Rebel yell
5678s/Kikya shout
The Voronas/I love my monsters
Whitemud/No Vacancy
The Brains/Take what I want
Raveonettes/Attacks of Ghost Riders
Lunachicks/More than a feeling
Wow, I don’t know my own strength. While blasting away in the depths of the CJSR catacombs, I accidently set the University on fire. Whoops!
On an unrelated note, I am currently having a pre-fundrive contest where you make a pledge, and I enter you into a draw to Capital City Burlesque’s Nightmare Jamboree!
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The Creepshow/Dearly Departed
The Sex pistols/Holiday in the sun
Tiger Army/When night comes down
Whitemud/Blow
Space Cossacks/Solaris Stomp
The Meteors/Rawhide
Cenobites/Eat the human race
Soviet American Republic/Festus the farmer
Rezurex/Vampira calling
Astro Zombies/Magarita
Bloodsucking Zombies from outer space/Chopping mall
Krewman/Jeanie Jeanie
Misfits/Monkey’s Paw
Kings of Leon/I want you
Lydia Lunch and Nick Cave/Done dun
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 