March 27th, 2013

lizardPerhaps we need to keep things in perspective. If we allow the Federation of Tau Ceti to start mining stars, whats next? Eventually they’ll run out of white dwarfs and move on to more habited stars. I’m not looking forward to the day I pick up my interstellar paper and read about some poor pre-galactic civilization getting wiped out because some fat-ass decided to mine all the heavy elements out of their star…

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AwakenBy Dethklok 1
Pale white roseBy Vulture Club 2
Bang bangBy Astro Zombies 3
SpellboundBy Spellbound 4
Skarface returnBy Skarface 5
LycanthropyBy BACK TO ZERO 6
HotrodsBy Raygun Cowboys 7
Thrill MeBy Three Bad Jacks 8
Hotrod VampiresBy Demented Are Go 9
The FogBy Blitzkid 10
Peace FrogBy Mephisto Waltz 11
‘Manipulation’By Lesbians on Ecstacy 12
Scary MonstersBy David Bowie 13
Burning InsideBy Ministry 14
WishmasterBy Nightwish 15

February 13th, 2013

raptorpopeNaturally, when confronted with a cerebear, which is a hybrid of cerebus and a cave bear often found on strange intrasolar warp hubs such as Ganymede, the best option is to run to the nearest high velocity motorized vehicle and hightail it to safety. If you cannot reach one, you could try running, but chances are shooting yourself is probably a less stressful way to go.

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Gunther & the Sunshine Girls/I’m your man
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Cannibal Girl
The Mutants/Wham!
Green Monster/Graveyard baby
Electric Frankenstein/Cocaine Blues
Rezurex/Devil woman from outer space
Vulture Club/Full Moon Blues
Lonesome Joseph/If you love me
The Goddamn Gallows/City of Hell
The Who/Boris the Spider
Theatres des Vampires/Kain
Ministry/Jesus built my hotrod
Nine Inch Nails/The day the world went away
Icon of Coil/Thrillcapsule
Ladytron/Destroy everything you touch

September 13th, 2011

Sometimes, one gets the urge to stand up, light the nearest thing on fire, and then carry it through the streets screaming at the top of one’s lungs. This tends to attract the wrong attention, so it is best advised to shapeshift into the form of your favorite arch nemesis so that any further consequences are directed away from you. If you are unable to shapeshift, perhaps a convincing costume might suffice.

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Cab Calloway/Reefer man
Misfits/Green hell
Get Down/Gut feeling
Secret Samurai/Dastardly deeds
Koffin Kats/Graveyard tree
Lords of Altamont/Actions
Three Bad Jacks/Scars
Nekromantix/Bats in my pants
Vulture Club/About a girl
Trashwomen/Nightmare at the drag
Whip Crackin’ Daddies/Dirty tricks campaign
Sunny Domestozs/Anarchy in the UK
Hot Rod Hillbillies/Hot rod queen
Planet Smashers/Die tommorrow
Voodoo Zombie/Manicomio (English version)
Deadbolt/Mambo room
Brains/Evil never dies