HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With the Lizard King missing in action, I am now able to take over his time slot, and spread my message of anarchy and destruction! We have sealed the Eye of Zezebet in a lead container, and now I have prepared my next move. Soon, we will begin an expedition to find and recover the Lizard King’s corpse or – if the Lizard King is in fact still alive – make him a corpse. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Click here to download the podcast.
Word of Ziggy the Hutt’s bounty on my head seems to traveled fast – every blasted space station we end up docking at wants to arrest me and sell me to him. With Kalashnikov on light duty, I felt it was safest to drop the little traitor off on a small trawler we passed by on our way between space stations.
Click here to listen to the show.
Well, as luck would have it, my inbound circling of the city was finally noticed and interrupted, though not by whom I have expected. I always figured eventually your Canadian Forces would get tired of me almost colliding with your aeroplanes, but instead I it turned out to be a bunch of Alien Bastards that shot down my ride…
Click here to download the show.
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 