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Tag Archives: The Meteors
Episode 7: “Radical transformations of the lesser Tibetan Sphynx”
As one might expect, our new passenger has resulted in some growing pains – so far,this young lady named Kalashnikov has managed to rob three ports and has put a virtual red flag over my recently acquired ship. I have this sinking feeling that today might be a rough day.
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Episode 2 – “Hinterland who’s eating who”
Today, we take a look at some of the magnificent beasts that make the North American landscape what it is, Examining the many megafauna that dot the western landscape, my completely vunerable film crew will follow the mighty Tyrannosaur and Velociraptor on their normal hunting forays. What’s that? Did we bring sufficient firepower? What would we need that for?
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| HeroinesBy Diablo Swing Orchestra | 1 |
| VarlaBy Thee Merry Widows | 2 |
| How You Like Me Now?By The Heavy | 3 |
| The ChaseBy Demented Are Go | 4 |
| Bats.By The Mutilators | 5 |
| She’s wickedBy The Fuzztones | 6 |
| Keep on doggin’ meBy Blacktop | 7 |
| InsaneBy The Meteors | 8 |
| Psychomad MaryBy As Diabatz | 9 |
| AmerikanBy Big John Bates | 10 |
| SwashbuckledBy Alestorm | 11 |
| DUKE NUKEMBy Megatron | 12 |
| Sleeping SunBy Nightwish | 13 |
| Gaudalier PC Project RemixBy Corvus Corvax | 14 |
April 17th, 2013
Fish come in many shapes and sizes. The Venusian Flying Goliath, for example, is rather flattened in its shape, due to the intense pressures of Venus’ atmosphere in which it ‘swims’. There, it hunts its favorite prey, the Dioctopod lobster.
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March 13th, 2013
Heavens to betsy! I accidently left the spacetime compressor on when I went out to get milk, and the ensuing black hole absorbed my computer!…..as well as the planet I was visiting. Needless to say, I had to do a bit of backtracking to get my imperial business back to operation. Being a daemonic emperor is a business, right? Business is good….
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The Misfits/Ballroom Blitz
The Creepshow/The Garden
Peaches & Iggy Pop/Kick it
Godless Wicked Creeps/Hysterio
Ravonettes/Love in a trashcan
The Penguin/Cactus Cowboy
Boz & the Bozmen/Rock old Sputnik
Soviet American Republic/Martians go home
The Naughty Zombies/Mata tu Chico
The Meteors/Mutant Rock
Goblincock/Ode to Billy Jack
Satyricon/The wolfpack
Scythia/Black Death (remix)
Nightwish/The Pharaoh sails to Orion
January 2nd, 2013
After a long hiatus from podcasting or having anything to do with this blog, I have decided to get off my hot rock and start podcasting again. What a better time than the North American culture’s ‘Zero point’ for their planet’s rotation around the sun! Now I shall return to my maniacal experiments.
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Dedicated in loving memory of Craig M. Bowling, my biggest fan. You will be missed.
We are Wolves/Little Birds
Blitzkid/Reanimated
Mad Marge & the Stonecutters/Dial Z for Zombie
The Fuzztones/The Witch
The Mutilators/Geardownbigshifter
The Matadors/Black Widow
The Cramps/Heartbreak Hotel
The Meteors/Who do you love?
Hellcat & the Prowl/Now I’ve found you
Deadbolt/Voodoo Curse
Anti-Nowhere League/I hate people
Goblincock/Big up your willies
Satyricon/Skyggedans
Diary of Dreams/The Plague
Eerie Von/The Spy
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – February 7th, 8th and 22nd, 2012
Wow, what a couple of weeks. First, there was the dramatic shift in human consciousness that caused my rock and roll nightmare to be heard from 2-3pm Wednesdays from now on, and then a small chunk of my empire decided to have a revolution. So here’s the month’s podcasts in one easy to find post.
I’ve also come to the discovery that because of that idiotic SOPA legislation, one of my file hosting sites jettisoned all their hosted files, which included a sizable chunk of my podcasts. I have some droogs working on it.
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Dedicated in loving memory to Rosalie Dawn Gregory. You will be missed.
February 7th, 2012
Naughty Zombies/Me gusta ser una zorra
Nekromantix/Demons are a girls best friend
The Get Down/Gut feeling
The Space Cossacks/Bombora
Whitemud/No vacancy
Eve Hell & the Razors/Galaxy 500
Raygun Cowboys/Dead end girl
Mad Marge & the Stonecutters/Fishnet stockings
Demented are Go!/I wanna be your slave
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Deadbolt/It was you
The Dirtbombs/Ode to a black man
The Cramps/I was a teenage werewolf
The Cramps/Sunglasses after dark
Tiger Army/Where the moss slowly grows
February 8th, 2012
The Cramps/Heartbreak hotel
The Lava Rats/Militant cyclist
The Meteors/Rawhide
The Creepshow/The garden
The Get Down/Empty hearts
Hellcat and the Prowl/Halloween
Whitemud/No vacancy
Rammstein/Stripped
Apocalyptica/Hall of the Mountain King
Damn Laser Vampires/Graveyard Polka
Ladytron/Versus
February 22nd, 2012
Gutter Demons/The Funeral
David Bowie & Iggy Pop/The Passenger
The Benders/Out on the tar sands
Queen/Keep yourself alive (live)
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Zombie Ghost Train/R.I.P
Dead City Serpents/Zombie Threat
The Get Down/Bring on the night
The Tea Party/Turn the lamp down
Eve Hell & the Razors/Lipstick on my microphone
Theatre des Vampires/La danse Macabre du vampire
Bad Whoremoans/Science Fiction Double Feature
Tiger Army/Where the moss slowly grows
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – December 6th, 2011
Another fine evening of rocking the world. I should let you all know, I’m hosting Karaoke at the CI Longue every Saturday and every other Thursday. It’s a nice and grungy spot, but it has decent beer and .25 cent wings. We start at 9:30 pm, so check it out if you’re ever in the neighborhood. I do a mean Chuck Berry.
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As Diabatz/Summertime booze
Reverend Horton Heat/Psychobilly freakout
The Meteors/Rawhide
Forbidden Dimension/Wild old wolfman
Zombie Surf Camp/Surf zombies are go!
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/King of fools
The Cramps/Bikini girls with machine guns
Rammstein/Te quero puta!
Dethklok/The Lost vikings
Naughty Zombies/Tengo un Pasajero
The Mutants/Outerspace oddyssy
The Dirtbombs/Here comes that sound again
Deadbolt/Zulu death mask
The Creepshow/Candy kiss
October 18th, 2011
Wow, I don’t know my own strength. While blasting away in the depths of the CJSR catacombs, I accidently set the University on fire. Whoops!
On an unrelated note, I am currently having a pre-fundrive contest where you make a pledge, and I enter you into a draw to Capital City Burlesque’s Nightmare Jamboree!
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The Creepshow/Dearly Departed
The Sex pistols/Holiday in the sun
Tiger Army/When night comes down
Whitemud/Blow
Space Cossacks/Solaris Stomp
The Meteors/Rawhide
Cenobites/Eat the human race
Soviet American Republic/Festus the farmer
Rezurex/Vampira calling
Astro Zombies/Magarita
Bloodsucking Zombies from outer space/Chopping mall
Krewman/Jeanie Jeanie
Misfits/Monkey’s Paw
Kings of Leon/I want you
Lydia Lunch and Nick Cave/Done dun
August 23, 2011
I was deeply saddened by the passing of Jack Layton – which is odd because as a reptile I’m not actually capable of emotions. Either way, I decided it would be a thoughtful gesture to use my hour as a tribute to the one they called “Jack.”
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Lulu’s Marble/High and Low
Meteors/Scream of the mutants
Black Lips/Down and out
Anorexic Dead/Tick Tock
Godless Wicked Creeps/On the road again!
Phantom Surfers/Banzai run!
The Stingers/Personal Jesus
Nekromantix/Back from the grave
Surf Raiders/Wave walkin
The Cramps/You’ll never change me
The Creepshow/Creature of the night
Elvis Presley/Crawfish
Marrianne Faithful/Working class hero
Les Jaguar/Guitare Jet
As Diabatz/Woman in white
Whip Crackin’ Daddies/Headin’ West
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 