Episode 6 “Exchange this…!”

Following our escape from the moon of Zetzibar 4b, we collected a sample of the Xenomorphs using our new ship’s teleportation technology to make a killing on the intergalactic black pet market, where thing such as Xenomorphs, Unicorns and Shoggoths can fetch an exceedingly high price. I recalled a collector, Don Lombardio on the mining superpower Gadang 7b. How foolish of me to not remember the golden rule – honest, trustworthy people do not become intergalactic mining tycoons.

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Ding Dong SongBy Gunther & The Sunshine Girls	1
SynthesizedBy Epoxies	2
Baby’s on FireBy Die Antwoord	3
Born to be wickedBy David Vanian and the Phantom Chords	4
Red LightBy Dead 60s	5
The Batcave By Empress of Fur	6
Batman’s ThemeBy Hawaii Samurai	7
Cars Hiss By My WindowBy The Doors	8
Shotgun babyBy Godless Wicked Creeps	9
Tornado MaryBy Green Monster	10
Borg SexBy Joe Satriani	11
Better Metal SnakeBy Dethklok	12
StrippedBy Rammstein	13

January 9th, 2013

I recently replaced the tri-logic warp coil in my starwing, and the results are completely astounding! I can now orbit the moon at 92 x 10³ horsepower and it’s rather good on gas too.

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Peaches/Rock Show
Naughty Zombies/I think I’m dead
Graveside Rockers/Zombies on the Line
Photon Torpedoes/I like my girls medium rare
Reverend Horton Heat/Eat steak
Cenobites/Eat the human race
The Mutants/Queen of the Meadow Hill
The Honeydrippers/I got a woman
The Tea Party/Turn the lamp down (acoustic)
David Vanian & the Phantom Chords/After the lights go out
Zombie Girl/Go Zombie
Memblers/Castlevania Grim Reaper OC Remix
Marylin Manson/I put a spell on you
Diablo Swing Orchestra/Ballrog Boogie
Rammstein/Stripped

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – December 6th, 2011

Another fine evening of rocking the world. I should let you all know, I’m hosting Karaoke at the CI Longue every Saturday and every other Thursday. It’s a nice and grungy spot, but it has decent beer and .25 cent wings. We start at 9:30 pm, so check it out if you’re ever in the neighborhood. I do a mean Chuck Berry.

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As Diabatz/Summertime booze
Reverend Horton Heat/Psychobilly freakout
The Meteors/Rawhide
Forbidden Dimension/Wild old wolfman
Zombie Surf Camp/Surf zombies are go!
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/King of fools
The Cramps/Bikini girls with machine guns
Rammstein/Te quero puta!
Dethklok/The Lost vikings
Naughty Zombies/Tengo un Pasajero
The Mutants/Outerspace oddyssy
The Dirtbombs/Here comes that sound again
Deadbolt/Zulu death mask
The Creepshow/Candy kiss

November 22nd, 2011

Being a mad scientist, I oftentimes get asked about how to best conceal my inane experiments from the forces of justice and do-goodery. Usually I feed people who ask me this sort of thing to my pet komodo dragons because they’re generally the forces of justice and do-goodery’s trusty (and quite expendable) sidekicks.

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Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13/The Devil made me do it
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/Haunted garage
The Dirtbombs/Infra-red
Coachwhips/Dance floor bathroom
The Creepshow/Cherry Hill
Bikes ‘n Hollers/Big Ba da boom
Puppini Sisters/Walk like an egyptian
Bleeding knees club/Teenage girls
Hang Ten Hangmen/Jungle sunrise
Loveland/Black glove
The Lorainas/Love sex terror
Destroy all monsters/You’re gonna die
D.O.A/The Prisoner
The Brains/We are the Brains
Wanda Jackson/Funnel of love
Kitty in a casket/Bride of the monster
Red Hot Rockin’ Hood/Red hot Betty
Death/Keep on Knocking

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – September 20th, 2011

Recently, a terrific display of awe was met when researchers at the CERN laboratory actually measured an object faster than the speed of light. This has created a immense reverberation throughout the cosmos, as much of intergalactic civilization has been trawling around at sublight speeds for much of the past billion years or so. So, what else moves faster than light? That is for me to know, and you to find out…

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Graveside Rockers/Zombies on the Line
Forbidden Dimension/The Devil’s Generation
Epoxies/This Day
The Hearse/Astronaut
Greasy Hash/King Tripper goes only evil roads
Matadors/Let’s ride
Nekromantix/Demonspeed
Skarface/We want justice
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/Pretty Girl
The Meteors/Attack of the Zorchmen
Eve Hell and the Razors/After Dark
Tiger Army/In the Orchard
The Brains/Vamos
Shadowy Men from a Shadowy planet/The singing cowboy
The Dirtbombs/I started a joke

Playlist for April 26th

It was recently noted by Ionian xenozoologist Xx53srtpa that the Venusian three headed tyrannosaur was definitely a predator, despite what our documentary concluded. He points out (quite properly) that its tentacles were capable of snatching a flying orca out of the air at a speed of 2200 m/s, well above the threshold to catch and bring down a 2000 pound flying whale. We apologize for the error.

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The Meteors/Who do you love?
The Neanderthals/Ghoul a Go-go!
Big John Bates/Goo goo muck
Mermen/Honeybomb
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/Johnny, remember me
Goddamn Gallows/Under the stars
Deadpets/If it sells it sells
Ripchordz/Ripchordz are go Mark II
The Cramps/Bend over I’ll drive
Bad Whoremoans/Class of Nukem High
Forbidden Dimension/Bedroom despot
Dirtbombs/Underdog
Voronas/I love my monsters
Tiger Army/Valley of dreams