March 27th, 2013

Perhaps we need to keep things in perspective. If we allow the Federation of Tau Ceti to start mining stars, whats next? Eventually they’ll run out of white dwarfs and move on to more habited stars. I’m not looking forward to the day I pick up my interstellar paper and read about some poor pre-galactic civilization getting wiped out because some fat-ass decided to mine all the heavy elements out of their star…

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AwakenBy Dethklok	1
Pale white roseBy Vulture Club	2
Bang bangBy Astro Zombies	3
SpellboundBy Spellbound	4
Skarface returnBy Skarface	5
LycanthropyBy BACK TO ZERO	6
HotrodsBy Raygun Cowboys	7
Thrill MeBy Three Bad Jacks	8
Hotrod VampiresBy Demented Are Go	9
The FogBy Blitzkid	10
Peace FrogBy Mephisto Waltz	11
‘Manipulation’By Lesbians on Ecstacy	12
Scary MonstersBy David Bowie	13
Burning InsideBy Ministry	14
WishmasterBy Nightwish	15

February 6th, 2013

Recently a study at one of your universities concluded that the majority of life-bearing planets may orbit Red Dwarfs, the most numerous stars in the galaxy. I can verify that this is indeed true – one of my favorite places to vacation is Hibernius Z, a super-earth about 27 light years away from here. It is a hot jungle paradise with a crimson red sky, where its close proximity to the star allows for heightened plate-tectonic activity. As a consequence, there is always a volcano or two going off keeping the planet nice and warm for reptilians like myself.

Someday, after your species has annihilated itself with your various global climate altering shenanigans, perhaps my people will come here to vacation too. They’ll explore your ruins like you do ancient ruins nowadays.

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Dethklok/Awaken
Ministry/Space Truckin’
Korn/Another brick in the wall
David Bowie & Trent Reznor/I’m afraid of americans
Front Line Assembly/Attack the masses
Patti Smith/White Rabbit
The Viletones/Screaming Fist
Mondo Heptet/Abdullah
Brainbuster/Cyber Punx from space of future
Damn Laser Vampires/M.IMephisto Waltz/Peace Frog
PC Project/Gaudalier
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic/Maggot Brain