S02E05 “Meet the parents.”

lizardWE ARE REPTILIUS OF BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED.

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Fields Of FireBy Big John Bates 1
Shifty Eyed SurfBy The lava rats 2
She’s a zombie nowBy The Meteors 3
Love in a trashcanBy Ravoenettes 4
RivermanBy The Benders 5
V8 nightmareBy Koffin Kats 6
Murderbeach U.S.ABy Famous Monsters 7
Death before the mastBy Alestorm 8
Deep BlueBy Ladytron 9
Gutter grooveBy Psykkle 10
JaguarBy Dirtbombs 11

Episode 7: “Radical transformations of the lesser Tibetan Sphynx”

lizardAs one might expect, our new passenger has resulted in some growing pains – so far,this young lady named Kalashnikov has managed to rob three ports and has put a virtual red flag over my recently acquired ship. I have this sinking feeling that today might be a rough day.

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CopycatBy Golgol Bordello 1
Bureaucrat from hellBy The Desmonds 2
What Lurks on Channel XBy Rob Zombie 3
When a stranger callsBy The Meteors 4
Poor JerusalemBy The lava rats 5
Space InvadersBy Kitty in a casket 6
Butcher, maker, undertakerBy Forbidden Dimension 7
ThrillcapsuleBy Icon Of Coil 8
Greater Than The SunBy Covenant 9
Closer to the darkBy Lesbians on Ecstacy 10
Secluded SpacesBy VNV Nation 11
VersusBy Ladytron 12

May 22nd, 2013

lizardRecently I have been receiving strange transmissions from an unknown origin. Nothing to worry about, I would assume. After all, my intergalactic transport is equipped with the most sophisticated defenses! Now if only I could remember where I left my keys..

 

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GarbagemanBy The cramps 1
Psycho Ball and ChainBy The Creepshow 2
Give it allBy The Brains 3
Wenches & MeadBy Alestorm 4
Beast in the cellarBy Demented Are Go 5
Zombie LoveBy Eve Hell & the razors 6
The Cyborg SlayersBy Dethklok 7
Sundown at the GallowsBy The lava rats 8
Amor PsychoBy Voodoo Zombie 9
At my mercyBy The Coffinshakers 10
Deep BlueBy Ladytron 11
Highway PatrolBy Tangerine Dream 12

April 17th, 2013

lizardFish come in many shapes and sizes. The Venusian Flying Goliath, for example, is rather flattened in its shape, due to the intense pressures of Venus’ atmosphere in which it ‘swims’. There, it hunts its favorite prey, the Dioctopod lobster.

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I’m Afraid Of AmericansBy NIN & David Bowie 1
The ExtremeBy Nobuo Umaetsu 2
Welcome To My WorldBy Depache Mode 3
AmTVBy Ladytron 4
I want ’em deadBy Thee Merry Widows 5
Short change heroBy The Heavy 6
Politicians in my eyeBy Death 7
Go Buddy GoBy The Meteors 8
Zombie riotBy Batmobile 9
My CatBy Jack Off Jill 10
Little Green ManBy Godless Wicked Creeps 11
Symphony for the living deadBy Zombie Girl 12
I Fink U FreekyBy Die Antwoord 13

February 13th, 2013

raptorpopeNaturally, when confronted with a cerebear, which is a hybrid of cerebus and a cave bear often found on strange intrasolar warp hubs such as Ganymede, the best option is to run to the nearest high velocity motorized vehicle and hightail it to safety. If you cannot reach one, you could try running, but chances are shooting yourself is probably a less stressful way to go.

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Gunther & the Sunshine Girls/I’m your man
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Cannibal Girl
The Mutants/Wham!
Green Monster/Graveyard baby
Electric Frankenstein/Cocaine Blues
Rezurex/Devil woman from outer space
Vulture Club/Full Moon Blues
Lonesome Joseph/If you love me
The Goddamn Gallows/City of Hell
The Who/Boris the Spider
Theatres des Vampires/Kain
Ministry/Jesus built my hotrod
Nine Inch Nails/The day the world went away
Icon of Coil/Thrillcapsule
Ladytron/Destroy everything you touch

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – February 7th, 8th and 22nd, 2012

Wow, what a couple of weeks. First, there was the dramatic shift in human consciousness that caused my rock and roll nightmare to be heard from 2-3pm Wednesdays from now on, and then a small chunk of my empire decided to have a revolution. So here’s the month’s podcasts in one easy to find post.

I’ve also come to the discovery that because of that idiotic SOPA legislation, one of my file hosting sites jettisoned all their hosted files, which included a sizable chunk of my podcasts. I have some droogs working on it.

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Click here to download the February 8th podcast
Click here to download the February 22nd podcast

Dedicated in loving memory to Rosalie Dawn Gregory. You will be missed.

February 7th, 2012

Naughty Zombies/Me gusta ser una zorra
Nekromantix/Demons are a girls best friend
The Get Down/Gut feeling
The Space Cossacks/Bombora
Whitemud/No vacancy
Eve Hell & the Razors/Galaxy 500
Raygun Cowboys/Dead end girl
Mad Marge & the Stonecutters/Fishnet stockings
Demented are Go!/I wanna be your slave
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Deadbolt/It was you
The Dirtbombs/Ode to a black man
The Cramps/I was a teenage werewolf
The Cramps/Sunglasses after dark
Tiger Army/Where the moss slowly grows

February 8th, 2012

The Cramps/Heartbreak hotel
The Lava Rats/Militant cyclist
The Meteors/Rawhide
The Creepshow/The garden
The Get Down/Empty hearts
Hellcat and the Prowl/Halloween
Whitemud/No vacancy
Rammstein/Stripped
Apocalyptica/Hall of the Mountain King
Damn Laser Vampires/Graveyard Polka
Ladytron/Versus

February 22nd, 2012

Gutter Demons/The Funeral
David Bowie & Iggy Pop/The Passenger
The Benders/Out on the tar sands
Queen/Keep yourself alive (live)
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Zombie Ghost Train/R.I.P
Dead City Serpents/Zombie Threat
The Get Down/Bring on the night
The Tea Party/Turn the lamp down
Eve Hell & the Razors/Lipstick on my microphone
Theatre des Vampires/La danse Macabre du vampire
Bad Whoremoans/Science Fiction Double Feature
Tiger Army/Where the moss slowly grows

January 17th, 2012

Of late, I have been experimenting with a temporal rift exploitation device, however, a foolish interloper disrupted the machine by removing several of the power sources. As an unfortunate consequence, I was mildly inconvenienced. I’ll get you next time, foolish interloper!

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The Stray Cats/Stray cat strut
The Epoxies/Need more time
Dead 60s/Riot Radio
The Dirtbombs/Jaguar
Marylin Manson/I put a spell on you
The Matadors/Black widow
DecoyDecoy/Resolvers vs Revolvers
Reverend Horton Heat/Sue Jack Daniels
The Heavy/Sixteen
Skarface/Freedom Fighter
Raygun Cowboys/Lone Wolf Blues
Forbidden Dimension/Where’s my wolves?
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Don’t look in the basement
Ladytron/Versus

Playlist for January 3rd, 2011

Well, that arbitrary point you humans select from the Earth’s rotation around the sun to divide up your history has come and gone once again. I’m looking forward to the world not ending, how about you?

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David Bowie & Iggy Pop/The Passenger
The Gories/Nitroglycerine
Eve Hell & the Razors/Lipstick on my microphone
Whitemud/No vacancy
Stabbing Westward/Save yourself
Reverend Horton Heat/The Devil’s chasing me
The Brains/Four beasts ride
The Hellfreaks/If I die today
Nightwish/Moondance
The Mad Caddies/Weird Beard
Raygun Cowboys/Dead end girl
They might be giants/Robot parade
Ladytron/Last one standing
The Epoxies/Losing control
Bjork & PJ Harvey/Satisfaction

Playlist for December 13th, 2011

Outrageous! The Collective Coalition of cohabitable planets has place a ban on my new swamp sauce on the grounds it causes their eyes to explode – can assure you this only happened – SOMEWHAT RARELY – at the lab. Bloody consumer advocates.

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Voltaire Brothers/Which one?
Raygun Cowboys/One life left
Surf Punks/My beach
Brigitte Handley & the Dark Shadows/Dave likes dolls
Zombie ghost train/Monster rock ‘n roll
Forbidden dimension/Hitchhike to Hades
Godless wicked creeps/Little green man
Ladytron/Destroy everything you touch
Naughty zombies/Stinking neurotic
Eve Hell & the razors/Driving me to drink
Hang ten hangmen/Attack of the trophy wives
Rammstein/Stripped