S02E02 ‘”The Tomb of the Shadow Lord”

lizardWell, fiddlesticks! I was unsuccessful in executing the Shadow Lord Zezebet, partially or more probably completely due to my refusal to inform my cohorts of my intentions, and on top of that my first officer since the second episode has been secretly revealing my location to the rather nefarious Ziggy the Hutt, who apparently thinks I owe him money or something. With little other choice, we set forth to Alphin 7 in hopes of discovering a means of putting the Shadow Lord Zezebet back into his eternal prison.

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Reefer ManBy Cab Calloway 1
One Piece At A TimeBy Nuke And The Living Dead 2
Walk Like A ZombieBy Horrorpops 3
Charm BagBy The Gories 4
SupervixenBy Garbage 5
Riders On The StormBy Ex Voto 6
TodayBy Zombie Girl 7
Fata Morgana (Gramatik Remix)By Sixfingers 8
HuntedBy Blackops 9
Thieving BastardsBy Mortis 10

January 30th, 2013

lizardMysteries abound in the cosmos – for example how is it that Pluto, where the sun is but another star in the sky, is home to the Short Faced Silax, the largest terrestrial predator in the solar system? Though it is also known that rogue planets – seemingly lifeless voids drifting aimlessly through space – are the homes to all sorts of terrible things. A lot of star-faring species tend to avoid them and regard them with a great deal of superstition. Nobody wants to be the one that wakes up Cthulhu.

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Satyricon/Walk the path of sorrow
Mongol/Kriegasmarisch
Chariots of the Gods/Blind Assassin
Nightwish/Wishmaster
Rob Zombie/Werewolf women of the SS
Apocalyptica/Hall of the Mountain King
The Brains/Screaming
The Mutilators/Run! From the hideous.
As Diabatz/Witches’ Stomp
Bloodshot Bill/No help wanted
Batmobile/Ubangi Stomp
Coffinshakers/Twins of evil
Horrorpops/Rebel Yell
Dirtbombs/Goodlife

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – November 1st, 2011

Another successful fundrive campaign! This year, I decided to make it all about the ladies, and played all female fronted bands, resulting in one of the most kicking shows ever. Thanks to everyone who donated, I were happy to thank all our donors with a prize of some sort, be it tickets to Capital City Burlesque last week or E-ville Rollery Derby this week. All in all close to $600 was raised! Thanks again, and if you haven’t donated yet, you can do so at this link right here.

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Naughty Zombies/Me gusta ser una Zorra
Famous Monsters/Monsters over Tokyo
Epoxies/Synthesized
Trashwomen/Daddy Love
Mad Marge and the Stonecutters/Don’t put up a fight
Gore Gore Girls/Voodoo doll
Voodoo Zombie/Cuatreros De Santa Cruz
Zombina and the Skeletones/Punk Rock Vampire
Eve Hell and the Razors/Lipstick on my microphone
Neptunas/Faster pussycat kill kill!
Thee Merry Widows/I want ’em dead
Horrorpops/Walk like a zombie
Lydia Lunch/Atomic Bongos
Az Diabatz/Psychomad Mary
The Creepshow/Cherry Hill
The Hellfreaks/Hell Sweet Hell
Hellsonics/These Boots are made for walkin

October 25th, 2011

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Those silly fools, thinking that they had actually destroyed my Subatomic Anomaly Generator! I stuck it away in storage, and put in place a blender on a turntable. Better luck next time heroes! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, by the way, thanks to everyone who participated in my pre-fundrive draw, we’ve already raised $300 for CJSR’s continue broadcasting.

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Horrorpops/Julia
The Heavy/Short change hero
The Brains/Oh Murder!
Hawaii Samurai/Too drunk to surf
Deadbolt/It was you
Satyricon/In the mists by the hills
As Diabatz/Witch’s Stomp
Misfits/Vivid Red
Hang Ten Hangmen/The search for Osama bin Laden
Cherry Poppin’ daddies/Diamond light boogie
Cult of the psychic fetus/Devil woman on the 199
Raygun Cowboys/Since you’ve been gone
The Falcons/Another Tear
? and the Mysterians/96 tears
Tranceplants/Voodoo’d

August 30th, 2011

Understandibly, when faced with enough pressure, even the docile Red tailed Manticore can be thrust into a bloodthirsty rage. When this has been achieved, it is best recommended that you make haste and be certain to run ahead of somebody else. A similiar strategy can be employed for survival in encounters with Zombies, Ogres, and Grizzly Bears.

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The Heavy/How you like me now?
Dead Kennedys/I fought the law
The Dirtbombs/Ode to a black man
The Ripchordz/Long Dark Train
Red Hot Rockin Hood/Boku Dake Suki Kai
Southerners/Reachin’ for my bible
Mondo Heptet/Bible Belt Bopper
Forbidden Dimension/Tor Johnson Mask
Joe Strummer/Love kills
Reservior Dogs/Dance with a chainsaw
The Brains/She my devil
Sandi Shore/Like a madness
Thee Merry Widows/Cruel Mistress
Dex Romweber Duo/Jungle Drums
Dex Romweber Duo/Gurdjieff Girl
Raveonettes/Bowels of the beast
Hotrod Frankie/Weddingtime
Beasts of Bourbon/Lonesome Bones
Drums along the Gardiner/Vagabonds
DecoyDecoy/The Moment
Hawaii Samurai/Our Favorite Martian
Brigitte Handley and the Dark Shadows/Rockin’ Lady
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Dream Speed
Deadbolt/Zulu Death Mask
Eve Hell and the Razors/My babe
Los Straightjackets and the World famous Pontini Sisters/The mad Scientwist
The Unforgiven/The Ghost Dance
Spook and the Ghouls/Gallows are awaiting
Asmodeus/I’m thee wolfman
Destroy all monsters/You’re gonna die
Horrorpops/What’s under my bed?
Three bad jacks/Remember the nights
Bloodsucking zombies from outer space/Army of zombies

August 16, 2011

I’ve been working on a new device. I’m trying to figure out what would be a more appropriate name. Do you think Killer Exowatt Deathray quite conveys the idea of a laser that can split rocks in two?

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The Cramps/Heartbreak Hotel
Horrorpops/Walk like a zombie
Epoxies/Toys
Les Tetes Blanche/Caravan
Evil Devil/Back in the far west
Photon Torpedos/Stop and hold that UFO
Forbidden Dimension/The Johnson Mesh
Space Cossacks/Bombora
Demented are Go!/Out of Control
Mister Monster/Give my love to Rose
C’mon/Inside the walls of Jericho
Les Jaguar/Solitude
Deadbolt/I saw the King
Mad Marge and the Stonecutters/Sickness
Fuzztones/The Witch
Creepshow/Zombies ate her brain

Playlist for April 19th

Whew! I was away for the last continuum at an intergalactic meeting of jedi, and just flew back in from Dagobah. Consequentially, I have been racing to get this update set up, but I seem to be in the proper range of your primitive mammalian sense of ‘time’.

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Thee Merry Widows/Elena’s old tomb
Bikes ‘n Hollers/War
Horrorpops/Where they wander
Secret Samurai/Bereft of enemies
Beasts of Bourbon/Grave yard train
Dirtbombs/Words that hurt
Green Monster/Full bladder boogie
Angry Jerks/Zombie from Hell
Greasy Hash/Baby lovin’
Deadbolt/Channel 5
Epoxies/Robot man
Silent Horror/Wretched am I
Cult of the psychic fetus/Monster
Raygun Cowboys/Stilettos