Episode 6 “Exchange this…!”

Following our escape from the moon of Zetzibar 4b, we collected a sample of the Xenomorphs using our new ship’s teleportation technology to make a killing on the intergalactic black pet market, where thing such as Xenomorphs, Unicorns and Shoggoths can fetch an exceedingly high price. I recalled a collector, Don Lombardio on the mining superpower Gadang 7b. How foolish of me to not remember the golden rule – honest, trustworthy people do not become intergalactic mining tycoons.

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Ding Dong SongBy Gunther & The Sunshine Girls	1
SynthesizedBy Epoxies	2
Baby’s on FireBy Die Antwoord	3
Born to be wickedBy David Vanian and the Phantom Chords	4
Red LightBy Dead 60s	5
The Batcave By Empress of Fur	6
Batman’s ThemeBy Hawaii Samurai	7
Cars Hiss By My WindowBy The Doors	8
Shotgun babyBy Godless Wicked Creeps	9
Tornado MaryBy Green Monster	10
Borg SexBy Joe Satriani	11
Better Metal SnakeBy Dethklok	12
StrippedBy Rammstein	13

May 1st, 2013

Tyna Ogassa, Empress of Anellexcha (what you call HD 10180), was recently deposed by a rebellious movement strikingly similar to your own Bolshevik movement of the earlier 1900s. The events were so similiar, some Anellexchans have accused the Earth of plagarising their history, though this is chiefly because said Anellexchans have no clue how energy works in the space time continuun (sadly, idiots are a universal constant.) However, it is this interesting limitation on the flow of history and the behavior of social organisms that leads to these strange re-occurances through the galaxy – similar to the scandal over the parallels between the great Klingon epic ‘The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo’noS’ and the Earth play ‘Hamlet’.

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Spiders attacking ManhattanBy Nekromantix	1
If you love meBy Lonesome Joseph	2
Gallows PoleBy Led Zeppelin	3
Strange DaysBy Spahn Ranch	4
HeartBreak HotelBy Coffin Nails	5
Black Glove (Butterfly Remix)By Loveland	6
Betty BonesBy Hellcat & the Prowl	7
MiseryBy The Brains	8
Little Green ManBy Godless Wicked Creeps	9
I put a spell on youBy Snake Out	10
Creature of the NightBy Zombie Girl	11
Junkie By Foe of BLKHRTS	12
ViatorBy PC Project	13

April 17th, 2013

Fish come in many shapes and sizes. The Venusian Flying Goliath, for example, is rather flattened in its shape, due to the intense pressures of Venus’ atmosphere in which it ‘swims’. There, it hunts its favorite prey, the Dioctopod lobster.

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I’m Afraid Of AmericansBy NIN & David Bowie	1
The ExtremeBy Nobuo Umaetsu	2
Welcome To My WorldBy Depache Mode	3
AmTVBy Ladytron	4
I want ’em deadBy Thee Merry Widows	5
Short change heroBy The Heavy	6
Politicians in my eyeBy Death	7
Go Buddy GoBy The Meteors	8
Zombie riotBy Batmobile	9
My CatBy Jack Off Jill	10
Little Green ManBy Godless Wicked Creeps	11
Symphony for the living deadBy Zombie Girl	12
I Fink U FreekyBy Die Antwoord	13

March 13th, 2013

Heavens to betsy! I accidently left the spacetime compressor on when I went out to get milk, and the ensuing black hole absorbed my computer!…..as well as the planet I was visiting. Needless to say, I had to do a bit of backtracking to get my imperial business back to operation. Being a daemonic emperor is a business, right? Business is good….

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The Misfits/Ballroom Blitz
The Creepshow/The Garden
Peaches & Iggy Pop/Kick it
Godless Wicked Creeps/Hysterio
Ravonettes/Love in a trashcan
The Penguin/Cactus Cowboy
Boz & the Bozmen/Rock old Sputnik
Soviet American Republic/Martians go home
The Naughty Zombies/Mata tu Chico
The Meteors/Mutant Rock
Goblincock/Ode to Billy Jack
Satyricon/The wolfpack
Scythia/Black Death (remix)
Nightwish/The Pharaoh sails to Orion

Playlist for December 13th, 2011

Outrageous! The Collective Coalition of cohabitable planets has place a ban on my new swamp sauce on the grounds it causes their eyes to explode – can assure you this only happened – SOMEWHAT RARELY – at the lab. Bloody consumer advocates.

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Voltaire Brothers/Which one?
Raygun Cowboys/One life left
Surf Punks/My beach
Brigitte Handley & the Dark Shadows/Dave likes dolls
Zombie ghost train/Monster rock ‘n roll
Forbidden dimension/Hitchhike to Hades
Godless wicked creeps/Little green man
Ladytron/Destroy everything you touch
Naughty zombies/Stinking neurotic
Eve Hell & the razors/Driving me to drink
Hang ten hangmen/Attack of the trophy wives
Rammstein/Stripped

August 23, 2011

I was deeply saddened by the passing of Jack Layton – which is odd because as a reptile I’m not actually capable of emotions. Either way, I decided it would be a thoughtful gesture to use my hour as a tribute to the one they called “Jack.”

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Lulu’s Marble/High and Low
Meteors/Scream of the mutants
Black Lips/Down and out
Anorexic Dead/Tick Tock
Godless Wicked Creeps/On the road again!
Phantom Surfers/Banzai run!
The Stingers/Personal Jesus
Nekromantix/Back from the grave
Surf Raiders/Wave walkin
The Cramps/You’ll never change me
The Creepshow/Creature of the night
Elvis Presley/Crawfish
Marrianne Faithful/Working class hero
Les Jaguar/Guitare Jet
As Diabatz/Woman in white
Whip Crackin’ Daddies/Headin’ West