Recently a study at one of your universities concluded that the majority of life-bearing planets may orbit Red Dwarfs, the most numerous stars in the galaxy. I can verify that this is indeed true – one of my favorite places to vacation is Hibernius Z, a super-earth about 27 light years away from here. It is a hot jungle paradise with a crimson red sky, where its close proximity to the star allows for heightened plate-tectonic activity. As a consequence, there is always a volcano or two going off keeping the planet nice and warm for reptilians like myself.
Someday, after your species has annihilated itself with your various global climate altering shenanigans, perhaps my people will come here to vacation too. They’ll explore your ruins like you do ancient ruins nowadays.
Click here to download the podcast.
Dethklok/Awaken
Ministry/Space Truckin’
Korn/Another brick in the wall
David Bowie & Trent Reznor/I’m afraid of americans
Front Line Assembly/Attack the masses
Patti Smith/White Rabbit
The Viletones/Screaming Fist
Mondo Heptet/Abdullah
Brainbuster/Cyber Punx from space of future
Damn Laser Vampires/M.IMephisto Waltz/Peace Frog
PC Project/Gaudalier
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic/Maggot Brain
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 