As one might expect, our new passenger has resulted in some growing pains – so far,this young lady named Kalashnikov has managed to rob three ports and has put a virtual red flag over my recently acquired ship. I have this sinking feeling that today might be a rough day.
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Following our escape from the moon of Zetzibar 4b, we collected a sample of the Xenomorphs using our new ship’s teleportation technology to make a killing on the intergalactic black pet market, where thing such as Xenomorphs, Unicorns and Shoggoths can fetch an exceedingly high price. I recalled a collector, Don Lombardio on the mining superpower Gadang 7b. How foolish of me to not remember the golden rule – honest, trustworthy people do not become intergalactic mining tycoons.
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During the evacuation of my ship during the tribble crisis, we came to the unfortunate discovery one of my officers failed to identify or even examine what kind of planet Zetzibar IV was, As it turned out, it was a Galas class Gas Giant, with a surface rich in liquified metallic sulfuric acid and winds reaching nearly 700 miles per hour, fueling a perpetual firestorm that functions as the planet’s atmosphere. I anticipate death was quick for most of the crew that landed on the surface. After a more thorough examination of the planetary system, we settled on the Moon Zetzibar IVb (one of 153) as a more suitable evacuation point.
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| Gunfight of El PasoBy Phantom Rockers | 2 |
| The GraveBy Blacktop | 3 |
| ChummingBy The Halibuts | 4 |
| Scream for meBy The Brains | 5 |
| Not a crimeBy Golgol Bordello | 6 |
| Long CadillacBy Evil Devil | 7 |
| HatekillBy Cult of the psychic fetus | 8 |
| Thrill KillersBy Demeneted are Go | 9 |
| HaintBy Goblin Cock | 10 |
| HauntedBy Nekrotek | 11 |
| Greater Than The SunBy Covenant | 12 |
| Happy DustBy Ministry | 13 |
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 