Recently I have been receiving strange transmissions from an unknown origin. Nothing to worry about, I would assume. After all, my intergalactic transport is equipped with the most sophisticated defenses! Now if only I could remember where I left my keys..
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By gibbons, I must confess I have been sidelined by your genus’ interesting choices before, but never would I have guessed that human slaves on Gillese 876 c Δ would actually vote to remove their right to vote! There has been some controversy among the various factions of the ruling Drokanivore population over the facts the ballots were counted in secret and the humans, being slaves, weren’t permitted to vote.It’s one of those things that makes you go hmmmm….
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Perhaps the most preposterous proposition yet posited by the populace is the prediction that the planet is eventually going to polarize. Such silly stances on the situation at hand simply simulate the self suppression system that has been successfully used to stymie the superhuman synchronization of the Earth’s symbiotic species.
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Tyna Ogassa, Empress of Anellexcha (what you call HD 10180), was recently deposed by a rebellious movement strikingly similar to your own Bolshevik movement of the earlier 1900s. The events were so similiar, some Anellexchans have accused the Earth of plagarising their history, though this is chiefly because said Anellexchans have no clue how energy works in the space time continuun (sadly, idiots are a universal constant.) However, it is this interesting limitation on the flow of history and the behavior of social organisms that leads to these strange re-occurances through the galaxy – similar to the scandal over the parallels between the great Klingon epic ‘The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo’noS’ and the Earth play ‘Hamlet’.
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Sinderella Rockafella
Talyn Stone
What a deal! The carbonite cost more than the bounty…
We all know how this turned out…
Never interrupt the big guy.
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 