I am appalled that the Obama adminstration has rejected my petition to start a Xenomorph fighting ring. It would be a massive boon to the economy, and create a huge number of hosts from – I mean jobs for – middle class americans. I mean really, they’re just Xenomorphs, what the hell could possibly go wrong? Obama just keeps raining on my parade. Just last week he rejected my petition to pipe toxic sludge through yellowstone park and the everglades. I mean, my pipelines only rupture a couple hundred times a year, that’s statistically not happening at all! Jerk.
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Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 