Fish come in many shapes and sizes. The Venusian Flying Goliath, for example, is rather flattened in its shape, due to the intense pressures of Venus’ atmosphere in which it ‘swims’. There, it hunts its favorite prey, the Dioctopod lobster.
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I am appalled that the Obama adminstration has rejected my petition to start a Xenomorph fighting ring. It would be a massive boon to the economy, and create a huge number of hosts from – I mean jobs for – middle class americans. I mean really, they’re just Xenomorphs, what the hell could possibly go wrong? Obama just keeps raining on my parade. Just last week he rejected my petition to pipe toxic sludge through yellowstone park and the everglades. I mean, my pipelines only rupture a couple hundred times a year, that’s statistically not happening at all! Jerk.
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In some instances, it is better to avoid drawing attention to oneself. For example, I have on good authority that episodes of the original Star Trek have reached Kling, where the residents are grossly offended by their depiction in the low budget classic. They may yet intend harm to our fair solar system.
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Perhaps we need to keep things in perspective. If we allow the Federation of Tau Ceti to start mining stars, whats next? Eventually they’ll run out of white dwarfs and move on to more habited stars. I’m not looking forward to the day I pick up my interstellar paper and read about some poor pre-galactic civilization getting wiped out because some fat-ass decided to mine all the heavy elements out of their star…
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Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth! 