March 13th, 2013

Heavens to betsy! I accidently left the spacetime compressor on when I went out to get milk, and the ensuing black hole absorbed my computer!…..as well as the planet I was visiting. Needless to say, I had to do a bit of backtracking to get my imperial business back to operation. Being a daemonic emperor is a business, right? Business is good….

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The Misfits/Ballroom Blitz
The Creepshow/The Garden
Peaches & Iggy Pop/Kick it
Godless Wicked Creeps/Hysterio
Ravonettes/Love in a trashcan
The Penguin/Cactus Cowboy
Boz & the Bozmen/Rock old Sputnik
Soviet American Republic/Martians go home
The Naughty Zombies/Mata tu Chico
The Meteors/Mutant Rock
Goblincock/Ode to Billy Jack
Satyricon/The wolfpack
Scythia/Black Death (remix)
Nightwish/The Pharaoh sails to Orion

March 6th, 2013

Far too many youngsters these days are slacking off. When I was you kids age, I was destroying everything. I mean everything! Buildings, monuments, infrastructure, the GDP… kids today just want to look at porn on their smartphones and talk about trying to make the world better. Fuuuuuuuurg!

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Nekromantix/Demons are a girl’s best friend
Guitar Wolf/Kung Fu Ramone
Phantom Rockers/Man eating troops
Zombie Ghost Train/Deadcat rumble
Nim Vind/Down the roads of a wrecked mind
The Quakes/Last of the human beings
Spellbound/Hard luck
Space Cossacks/Metsukukkia
Dirtbombs & King Khan and his Shrines/Phantom in a lesser crystaline sphere
Mondo Heptet/I always land on my feet
Reverend Horton Heat/Jezebel
Scythia/Sailor’s accolade
Satyricon/Repinded Bastard Nation

February 27th, 2013

Back when I was a tyrannical despot ruling over a couple of galaxies, I would escape from the endless ruckus of running the universe to a small place out in the outskirts of HW Virginis c, a brown dwarf so cool at the surface you can swim in the thick vapours of its upper atmosphere. Of course, if you don’t have gills like myself you’d probably need a breathing apparatus, and most humans would probably need some sort of atmospheric protection to protect from all the gaseous mercury and arsenic, but hey, dare to dream, right?

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Osibisa/Music for Gong Gong
Voodoo Zombie/El twist de la pinup
Zombie Ghost Train/Go Go Mummy
Insect Surfers/Polaris
Whip Crackin’ Daddies/Poseur
Bad Whoremoans/It’s Alive
Silent Horror/Paranormal
Gore Gore Girls/Pleasure Unit
Bikes and Hollers/Stay away from Ravan Canyon
Famous Monsters/The Reluctant Ghoul
VNV Nation/Descent
Zombie Girl/Gonna Getcha
Blind Passengers/Skundrinka
Alien Sex Fiend/Five to One
Nightwish/Fantasmic