September 27, 2011

With my foolish detractors firmly out of the way, I am able to expand my influence over your pithy civilization. Uninhibited by foolish disruptions, I find my maniacal plans accelerating! Muahahaha!

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The Gories/Ghostrider
ACDC/She’s got the Jack
Headcat/Crossroads
Mutant Monster Beach Party/Motorbikin’ Shake
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/Gunning for love
Voodoo Swing/Chasin’ the Devil’s hotrod
Eve Hell and the Razors/When the lights go out
Eve Hell and the Razors/Pick Dust
Maggot Fodder/Summer’s End
Stray Cats/Wicked Whiskey
Devil’s Hotrod/Eat my brain?
Brazillian Money/Jive with the killer instinct
Three Bad Jacks/Hellbound Train

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth – September 20th, 2011

Recently, a terrific display of awe was met when researchers at the CERN laboratory actually measured an object faster than the speed of light. This has created a immense reverberation throughout the cosmos, as much of intergalactic civilization has been trawling around at sublight speeds for much of the past billion years or so. So, what else moves faster than light? That is for me to know, and you to find out…

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Graveside Rockers/Zombies on the Line
Forbidden Dimension/The Devil’s Generation
Epoxies/This Day
The Hearse/Astronaut
Greasy Hash/King Tripper goes only evil roads
Matadors/Let’s ride
Nekromantix/Demonspeed
Skarface/We want justice
David Vanian and the Phantom Chords/Pretty Girl
The Meteors/Attack of the Zorchmen
Eve Hell and the Razors/After Dark
Tiger Army/In the Orchard
The Brains/Vamos
Shadowy Men from a Shadowy planet/The singing cowboy
The Dirtbombs/I started a joke

Even reptiles get the blues – July 7th, 2011

Heavens to betsy! In my sometimes slightly chaotic system of organizing, the different name I gave to this podcast caused it to get shuffled away into the nether regions between space and time. Luckily, my lovely Orion slave girl came across it while tidying up.

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Them/Baby please don’t go
Robert Johnson/Crossroad Blues
George Thorogood/Killers Blues
Twisters/Fulla Hot Air
Fathead/Number Nine Train
Sunhouse/Death Letter Blues
Raygun Cowboys/Since you’ve been mine
Eric Clapton/Reptile
Brent Parkin/Woke up this morning
Muddy Waters/Let’s spend the night together
Reverend Horton Heat/Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Dr. John/You call that a buddy?
Howlin’ Wolf/How many more years?
Cousin Harley aka Paul Pidget/It’s a sin
Memphis Minnie/Drunken Barrelhouse Blues
Cab Calloway/Minnie the Moocher
Koko Taylor/Evil
Demented are Go!/Transvestite Blues
Avery Brothers/Preacher man
Morgan Davis/Wafflehouse Blues
Dave Babcock and the Nightkeepers/You’ll get yours and I’ll get mine
Junior Wells/Hoodooman Blues
Lee Rocker/Black Cat Bone
Eve Hell and the Razors/Love and a 45
Hillbilly Casino/Devil come to town
John Lee Hooker/Crawling King Snake

September 13th, 2011

Sometimes, one gets the urge to stand up, light the nearest thing on fire, and then carry it through the streets screaming at the top of one’s lungs. This tends to attract the wrong attention, so it is best advised to shapeshift into the form of your favorite arch nemesis so that any further consequences are directed away from you. If you are unable to shapeshift, perhaps a convincing costume might suffice.

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Cab Calloway/Reefer man
Misfits/Green hell
Get Down/Gut feeling
Secret Samurai/Dastardly deeds
Koffin Kats/Graveyard tree
Lords of Altamont/Actions
Three Bad Jacks/Scars
Nekromantix/Bats in my pants
Vulture Club/About a girl
Trashwomen/Nightmare at the drag
Whip Crackin’ Daddies/Dirty tricks campaign
Sunny Domestozs/Anarchy in the UK
Hot Rod Hillbillies/Hot rod queen
Planet Smashers/Die tommorrow
Voodoo Zombie/Manicomio (English version)
Deadbolt/Mambo room
Brains/Evil never dies

September 6, 2011

The other week while cruising down the highway I hit a flying squid. One new windshield and a great deal of mustache wax later, I managed to repair the damage,  but I did not realize the amount of damage a 35 pound muscle could cause at 600 mph…

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Vladmirs/Nekromantix
Gore Gore Girls/All grown up
Dex Romweber Duo/I wish you would
Thee Cormans/Haunted Sea
Les Tetes Blanche/Escapade
Spook and the Ghouls/Rocker
Flamenco a Go Go/I’m Ace
Nekromantix/I kissed a Ghoul
Blacktop/She’s mine, all mine
Naughty Zombies/Cemetary
Coffinshakers/No rest for the wicked
Baseballs/Bleeding Love
Scythia/Voice of the sword
Headcat/Shakin’ all over
Rush/Closer to the Heart

August 30th, 2011

Understandibly, when faced with enough pressure, even the docile Red tailed Manticore can be thrust into a bloodthirsty rage. When this has been achieved, it is best recommended that you make haste and be certain to run ahead of somebody else. A similiar strategy can be employed for survival in encounters with Zombies, Ogres, and Grizzly Bears.

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The Heavy/How you like me now?
Dead Kennedys/I fought the law
The Dirtbombs/Ode to a black man
The Ripchordz/Long Dark Train
Red Hot Rockin Hood/Boku Dake Suki Kai
Southerners/Reachin’ for my bible
Mondo Heptet/Bible Belt Bopper
Forbidden Dimension/Tor Johnson Mask
Joe Strummer/Love kills
Reservior Dogs/Dance with a chainsaw
The Brains/She my devil
Sandi Shore/Like a madness
Thee Merry Widows/Cruel Mistress
Dex Romweber Duo/Jungle Drums
Dex Romweber Duo/Gurdjieff Girl
Raveonettes/Bowels of the beast
Hotrod Frankie/Weddingtime
Beasts of Bourbon/Lonesome Bones
Drums along the Gardiner/Vagabonds
DecoyDecoy/The Moment
Hawaii Samurai/Our Favorite Martian
Brigitte Handley and the Dark Shadows/Rockin’ Lady
Cult of the Psychic Fetus/Dream Speed
Deadbolt/Zulu Death Mask
Eve Hell and the Razors/My babe
Los Straightjackets and the World famous Pontini Sisters/The mad Scientwist
The Unforgiven/The Ghost Dance
Spook and the Ghouls/Gallows are awaiting
Asmodeus/I’m thee wolfman
Destroy all monsters/You’re gonna die
Horrorpops/What’s under my bed?
Three bad jacks/Remember the nights
Bloodsucking zombies from outer space/Army of zombies

Cars and Guitars Race week festival

August 23, 2011

I was deeply saddened by the passing of Jack Layton – which is odd because as a reptile I’m not actually capable of emotions. Either way, I decided it would be a thoughtful gesture to use my hour as a tribute to the one they called “Jack.”

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Lulu’s Marble/High and Low
Meteors/Scream of the mutants
Black Lips/Down and out
Anorexic Dead/Tick Tock
Godless Wicked Creeps/On the road again!
Phantom Surfers/Banzai run!
The Stingers/Personal Jesus
Nekromantix/Back from the grave
Surf Raiders/Wave walkin
The Cramps/You’ll never change me
The Creepshow/Creature of the night
Elvis Presley/Crawfish
Marrianne Faithful/Working class hero
Les Jaguar/Guitare Jet
As Diabatz/Woman in white
Whip Crackin’ Daddies/Headin’ West

August 16, 2011

I’ve been working on a new device. I’m trying to figure out what would be a more appropriate name. Do you think Killer Exowatt Deathray quite conveys the idea of a laser that can split rocks in two?

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The Cramps/Heartbreak Hotel
Horrorpops/Walk like a zombie
Epoxies/Toys
Les Tetes Blanche/Caravan
Evil Devil/Back in the far west
Photon Torpedos/Stop and hold that UFO
Forbidden Dimension/The Johnson Mesh
Space Cossacks/Bombora
Demented are Go!/Out of Control
Mister Monster/Give my love to Rose
C’mon/Inside the walls of Jericho
Les Jaguar/Solitude
Deadbolt/I saw the King
Mad Marge and the Stonecutters/Sickness
Fuzztones/The Witch
Creepshow/Zombies ate her brain

August 9th, 2011

In a celebration of the apes ascendency to rulers of the planet, I opted at quite the last moment to theme this show as a jungle/ape set. I could hardly get the smell out the broadcast booth – the one major thing everyone always forgets about having a bunch of monkeys around is that they tend to shit everywhere…

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Mondo Heptet/In the Jungle
Kinks/Apeman
Revelentos/King Kong
Frankenstein Drag Queens from outer space/Planet of the Apes
Batmobile/Gorilla Rock
Guana Batz/Jungle Rumble
Knights of the New Crusade/Aint no monkeys (in my family tree)
3 Balls of Fire/Rumble in the Congo
Snakeout/Gollywobblers from Hell
The Goddamn Gallows/Planet of the Apes
Baseballs/Jungle Drum
The New York Dolls/Stranded in the jungle
The Space Cossacks/The Apes of Wrath
The Vice Barons/Fuzzy ‘n Wild